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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
  A List of Senses (Perceptics) that L. Ron Hubbard Obviously Overlooked

I recently found out that L. Ron Hubbard rejected the received view that there are only five human senses. Instead he identified 57 modes of sensation, which he called perceptics. You can see the list here (scroll to the bottom). My only beef is that Hubbard obviously omitted the following perceptics, which I employ all the time:

Timen Laser

Salty Liquorish Tasten

Quantum Self-Indeterminism

Happy Meal Toy Reception

Foreskin Phantom-Pains

Crystalline knowledge (Stevie Nicks)

Ringtone Volume

Capacity to fake the funk (oxymoron)

Vagina Magnets

Getting stung by poison needles

Tanooki Suit (wearing)

The overlooking of kinds of perceptics (a legitimate sense itself)

Ingrown toenail prediction

Fear of showing socks (overcome with short ankle-socks)

The capacity to stop water from boiling by watching it

Mind-melding (peaceful)


Emotional State of Virginia

Ability to Notice the existence of non-existent Lt. Cmdr. Howard D. Thompson

Awareness of Healing Medicine (past and present)

Awareness of Quality Pornography

Perception of “Appetite for Destruction” (good G&R album)

Tuesday, May 09, 2006
  Professor Murder gets Four Shining Stars!

Check out this P-Fork review of the band of one of my main dogs.

I have always wondered myself "how these guys manage to pack so much thrilling nervous energy into such a shallow program."

I am pretty sure now that PM packs so much thrilling energy into such a shallow program by using hydrogen cells.

Visit PM's website here.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
  Whaaaaaaaa's Grup

Thanks to Yoni for cyber-developing a get rich quick idea that some fools and I (including Yoni) imagineered.

Peep our trillion dollar idea here.
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